from your special friend...

Eugene,

I'm not sure what I can give you that you don't already have:

A beautiful, loving wife













Three really talented and quite buff musicians to back you up on your virtual stage













The hardest working attorney money can or can't buy (I think he takes payment on Nyquil)














A successful separation from you Siamese twin



















Ummm...I don't know what this is



















No...you've probably got it all, Eugene... all except for maybe this rare shot of the best night of your life!















Happy Birthday, Eugene, and let's get together again soon! REALLY soon!

Your special friend,

Shawn